Metasploit... on an Apple IIe?!

The hell?! Ok, so in the sake of full disclosure - this is not running *ON* the Apple IIe. As far as I know, nobody has ported Ruby to Apple IIe. I can't imagine how painfully slow that would be. I used the native Apple Super Serial Card and a DB25 <-> DB9 null modem cable. The other end terminates to a USB to serial adapter hooked up to a net book running a persistent install of backtrack 4. From there, a little /sbin/getty action and I've got shell access over serial. I'm using ProTERM 3.1 as the terminal emulator on the Apple IIe connected to a vt100 terminal type. savant